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So, with the first two episodes of the Blues out in the public domain, the wait for the final (and my personal favourite) is nearly over. I hope you enjoyed the first two. They’re a bit odd and like I said, probably not everyones cup of tea but there you go. I think most people will like the third one however.

Leeroy is currently in a phase of moving warrens so the updating of the site will continue shortly when he gets himself set up in his new burrow. I’ve heard it’s very fancy and has got walls.

So yeah, just a short one to keep you updated, more old vids to come through too in the near future. Keep popping back for more mirth.

Pips

Marmeduke

Good day to you reader, and thank you for delving this far into the new site. Well here it is. New Face, New Attitude, New Era for the Pit. Who knows what is going to happen this time round.

Of course, when I first decided to open the old site back in 2005, the internet had just started to take off. I believe that Prottspit.com was extremely important in that happening. My sources tell me that it was the inspiration for sites like facebook (you owe me Mark), youtube, google and even Argos.co.uk. Our video “Bob the Builder” got over 500,000 views on youtube, which was more than the population of planet earth at the time. It was even nominated for no less than three Academy Awards. And lest us not forget the ever famous Dance video that got us to the semi finals of the Weebls-Stuff fancy dance competition, a competition that was viewed world wide and was inspiration for Britains Got Talent. We got to the final, but unfortunately, didn’t leave with the gold. However the fame stuck with us and took us to new heights.

And thats when Big Johns drinking problem started. He Locked Me and Leeroy in a cupboard for three months whilst, on a huge binge of Vodka and Strongbow, he continually raped my Xbox and I’m 80% sure thats what caused its red ring of death. We couldn’t make any films, up date the site, nothin’. We survived only by the left over food which would occasionally roll under the door. Once he sobered up and let us out, we knew there and then, that it had to stop. So we parted ways. Each leaving a piece of ourselves with another.

But then light was on the horizon. Leeroy, after having what he described as possibly the best wank he had had since finding another use for a soapy flannel, saw Jesus in his Morrissons brand Choco Krispies. Jesus told him that he needed to get the band back together and reform a new site.

And this is where we are today. A new site, a brand new video (which I hope you have seen and enjoyed), and four more new videos in the can just waiting to burst free like a full size male rhinoceros from Gail Porters womb. Wondering where an old favorite was from the last site? Fear not, old videos will be updated as time goes by also.

We also did a podcast which I implore you to listen to. I’ll be honest, it was a bit of a trial but I hope you enjoy it and I hope in time they will get much better. If you would like to be a guest on the podcast, please feel free to contact us and we can get that sorted for you.

That said, I think I’m gonna wrap this up now, keep checking back for blog updates every now and then and I hope you enjoy watching some old vids and keep coming back for more, like a moth to a flame, like a badger to a set, like Big John to creatine.

Adieu

Marmeduke Prott

So whatcha think about that?

Welcome to the all new prottspit blog. This is very much work in progress and the look of the blog will be updating all the time. But for now enjoy the posts and please keep it alive by posting any feedback on video’s, the new site or just a little bit of body fascism towards big John.

Thanks for coming!